Founding Five  /  Customer List

Between us, sis.
We owe you something.

Hi {{ first_name|default:'beautiful' }},

When you bought your KURLA weights, we sold you the hardware. The patented mechanism. The product.

But here's the truth, woman to woman. The weights alone were never the whole story. They were the first half of a system. The other half, the part most of you have been missing, is the revolutionary method the weights were engineered for.

That second half is the Big Booty Blueprint Method. 12 weeks of private coaching with our team. Diagnostic-driven. Archetype-matched. Built around the patented KURLA progressive overload system. Real coaches in your corner the entire way.

Over the next two weeks I'll walk you through what the Blueprint Method actually is, who it's right for, and who it isn't. By the final email you'll know if you're one of the five.

First step is small. Take the 60-second diagnostic so we can see your archetype before any conversation happens. Most of us have been training the wrong block for years. The diagnostic shows you which one is yours.

With love,

Sarah Seavey

VP, KURLA Fitness  /  Certified Instructor

Founding Five  /  Take a Class

Stop reading
about it.
Feel it.

{{ first_name|default:'beautiful' }},

Enough talking about the Blueprint. Let me show you.

Below is a real session from inside the revolutionary method. Not a teaser. Not a sample. The actual class. Day 5 of Week 4.

Most coaching companies would never let you see a session this deep into the method for free. We're sending it anyway, because the only way to actually feel what 12 weeks looks like is to do one of them.

Same protocol your enrollment would put you on.

You'll need: Mat, 4s, 8s, 10s. Bands optional today.
Try to do it in one sitting, no scrubbing.

With love,

Sarah Seavey

VP, KURLA Fitness  /  Certified Instructor

Founding Five  /  The Guarantee

Results.
Or we keep coaching.

{{ first_name|default:'beautiful' }},

Most coaches won't put this in writing. We did.

Read that twice.

Not "money back." Not "satisfaction guarantee." Not "if you complete X percentage of the method."

You run the system. We deliver the result. If we don't, we keep working at no additional cost until we do.

The reason we can write this guarantee is because we've watched hundreds of women run this revolutionary method. The pattern is consistent enough that we're willing to bet our coaching hours on it.

The 3-payment structure makes the guarantee even more honest. If by Week 8 the method isn't delivering, half the protocol in, plenty of data, you can cancel the remaining payment. You keep the work you've done. We part on good terms.

Two more emails.

Tuesday: one specific Blueprint client's full arc.

Friday: the Founding Five window opens.

With love,

Sarah Seavey

VP, KURLA Fitness  /  Certified Instructor

Founding Five  /  Case Study

Sam.
Twelve weeks.

{{ first_name|default:'beautiful' }},

Want to tell you about Sam.

She came in eighteen months after buying her KURLA set. Used the weights inconsistently. Strong stretches, then a busy quarter, then nothing for a month, then back at it. The pattern most of you will recognize.

When she filled out our intake, she wrote one line that I keep coming back to:

Her diagnostic put her squarely in Cortisol Captive. High-stress life. Body in chronic fight-or-flight. Training that was making things worse instead of better, because it was layered on top of stress, not in dialogue with it.

Most coaches would have given her more workouts. Her Blueprint coach gave her fewer.

Three sessions a week, max. All evening. 20 minutes. Specific weight progressions matched to her energy that day. A nervous-system protocol layered in. Breath work. Stretching. A non-negotiable wind-down before bed.

She finished the method at week 13. Wrote us a four-paragraph email. The line that stuck with me:

That's the goal of the Blueprint. Not "more workouts." Not "be more disciplined." Not another transformation post.

A different woman. Standing differently. In the kitchen. On a Tuesday.

If that sounds like the shift you've been looking for, the Founding Five window opens in three days.

With love,

Sarah Seavey

VP, KURLA Fitness  /  Certified Instructor

Founding Five  /  Window Open

5 spots.
88% off.

{{ first_name|default:'beautiful' }}, last email of the series. Then I go quiet.

If you took the class on Tuesday, your glutes probably told you everything you need to know. That feeling, that exact one, is the Blueprint Method. 12 weeks of it, calibrated to your archetype, with a real coach making sure you're hitting the muscle and not your back.

Today we open the Founding Five.

A note on how this works.

We don't sell the Blueprint by email. We sell it through a 45-minute consultation, and we only get on the consultation with women who've qualified through it.

Get qualified for the free consultation. If you're a fit for the Founding Five, we'll walk you through everything: the method, the kit pieces you need, the pricing structure, all on the call.

If we're not the right fit, we'll tell you that on the call too. And we'll point you somewhere better. No hard sell. No pressure.

If you took the diagnostic earlier in this series, your archetype is already in our system. Your application jumps the line.

If you've been waiting for the right moment, this is the email.

With love,

Sarah Seavey

VP, KURLA Fitness  /  Certified Instructor

+ the KURLA Coach team